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Today, as I was driving home from work, a bird decided to commit suicide by flying in front of my car. The shock caused me to slam on the brakes, totaling three other cars in the process. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (27209) - you deserved it (11793)

On 03/01/2011 at 5:21pm - animals - by nothingisreal69 (woman) - Reserved

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You weren't leaglely at fault, so don't crow about your problems here. You're pigeon-holing yourself as whiny. Swallow your pride, tell your husband that he doesn't rule the rooster - toucan play this game. If he won't play wren you fight back, call him chicken. From heron out, you can be on the offensive. If he throws something at you, duck. Owl bet this strategy will work. Good luck!

#38 - On 03/01/2011 at 7:46pm by DocBastard

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Funny how that pilot that hit some birds and crashed his plane into the Hudson River is a hero, but when you do it...

#17 - On 03/01/2011 at 7:09pm by Zebidee

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