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Today, after 2 years together, my boyfriend finally proposed. I excitedly said yes. Just as we began to kiss, my half crazed cat ran in, dropped a half eaten bird at our feet, and promptly threw up on the carpet. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (20611) - you deserved it (3686)

On 01/30/2011 at 9:34pm - animals - by birdguts (woman) - United Kingdom

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hehe just laugh it off!! why would you let ANYTHING ruin that moment??

#8 - On 01/31/2011 at 3:11am by chelsisahappycam

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early wedding gift

#4 - On 01/31/2011 at 3:06am by beastin34

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