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Today, I was talking to my boyfriend about our new year's resolutions. I started telling him that I wanted to lose some weight. He interrupted me, saying, "Yeah yeah, we all know you're fat, whatever." He then went on a 30 minute speech about how he'd really like to take more pictures of his cat in 2011. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (20655) - you deserved it (4434)

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He's got a point. Almost everyone's New Year's Resolution I'd to lose weight. At least he was creative and came up with his own.

#5 - On 01/04/2011 at 4:47pm by purplecowchik

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Hmm.. if this is the whole story, that really sucks. If you, however, have been complaining about your weight for a looong time and never actually did something about it other than complaining, then I can understand he might get fed up with it.

#14 - On 01/04/2011 at 4:57pm by justsayfuck

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