Today, I woke up to my apartment filled with smoke, fire alarms blaring. My roommate set my kitchen on fire while making hot dogs. This is the fourth time this has happened. FML

by Anonymous / 12/10/2010 at 10:42pm / Canada (Ontario) / Animals

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  • Who can't cook hotdogs...?

    #1 - On 12/11/2010 at 2:21am by CanucksFTW

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  • man... not the hot dogs. looks like he's just gonna have to resort to ramen. hopefully he doesn't fuck that up too.

    #3 - On 12/11/2010 at 2:23am by xX504DBXx

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