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Today, I woke up to my apartment filled with smoke, fire alarms blaring. My roommate set my kitchen on fire while making hot dogs. This is the fourth time this has happened. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (20459) - you deserved it (3806)

On 12/10/2010 at 10:42pm - animals - by Anonymous (woman) - Canada (Ontario)

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Who can't cook hotdogs...?

#1 - On 12/11/2010 at 2:21am by CanucksFTW

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I think I'd really be put out on living with her. I bet it's really putting a damper on your friendship. Perhaps you should intervene before it all goes up in smoke.

#14 - On 12/11/2010 at 2:36am by redbluegreen

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