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Today, I got a phone call from a friend, who lives in the same neighbourhood as me, wondering if it was my father she saw walking a dog by her house, wearing only his boxers. It was. FML


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On 12/07/2010 at 5:35am - animals - by Anonymous (woman) - Norway (Ostfold)

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Your Dad walks a dog in December in Norway in only his boxers?

That's either the toughest son-of-a-bitch I've heard of in a long time, or a raging drunk!

Your friend might not want to look out the window in January, since your Mom got your Dad a thong for Christmas!

#10 - On 12/07/2010 at 10:38am by perdix

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What kind of dog was it? Was it a BOXER?

#6 - On 12/07/2010 at 10:14am by illmatic2

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