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Today, I was at soccer practice. The ground's keeper just aerated the field, and my teammates and I decided to throw the cylindrical clumps of dirt at each other. I got hit in the face with one. It wasn't dirt. It was a clump of wet dog poop. FML

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On 04/28/2009 at 12:35am - animals - by Anonymous (man) - United States (Virginia)

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You would think someone would know it's poop before throwing it.

#2 - On 04/28/2009 at 6:17am by normandin131

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Nice. Just be grateful they aren't calling you poopy faced dog breath now.

See, it could have been a lot worse.

#10 - On 04/28/2009 at 7:07am by Jimboom

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