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Today, I was at soccer practice. The ground's keeper just aerated the field, and my teammates and I decided to throw the cylindrical clumps of dirt at each other. I got hit in the face with one. It wasn't dirt. It was a clump of wet dog poop. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (38005) - you deserved it (8621)

On 04/28/2009 at 12:35am - animals - by Anonymous (man) - United States (Virginia)

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