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Today, I was on the couch, about to make out with the guy I've been dating. As soon as our lips touched, my overprotective dog ran up and bit him. He bled. FML


I agree, your life sucks (27385) - you deserved it (4937)

On 12/06/2010 at 5:50pm - animals - by Addicted2FML303 (woman) - United States (Utah)

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no one make him bleed his own blood.

#1 - On 12/06/2010 at 7:13pm by Mylifeskool

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If you are aware of the fact that your dog is over protective and reacts badly to things then why would you let it be in the room with the two of you while you are doing such stuff? I'd say next time lock him in another room, or lock yourselves in another room, either way the three of you should not all be in the same room.

#6 - On 12/06/2010 at 7:24pm by ChibiChibi

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