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Today, I was making a nacho and grabbed some refried beans that were in a plastic container out of the fridge and put them on top of the chips. After I’m completely done eating my mom looks in the fridge and asked me if I knew where the cat food was. I just ate a small can of cat food. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (14891) - you deserved it (48235)

On 04/27/2009 at 10:38pm - animals - by youwouldbeacat - United States (Oregon)

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making a nacho? you fail

#1 - On 04/28/2009 at 3:23am by truslide

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1. Some cat food is really good.

2. Some beans are really bad.

/I believe

#6 - On 04/28/2009 at 3:32am by MtVernonVA

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