[fr]
[it]
[es2]
[tr]
[de]
[ru]
[se]

Submit your FML story

  • - Concept : An anecdote always starts with Today and ends with FML. There are no taboo subjects, feel free to express yourself.
  • - CAUTION: Read your message over. Please don't use text language and avoid making too many spelling mistakes.
  • - Please note that spam and nonsensical stories will result in you being blocked from accessing FML.
Your nick :
Categories :
Man or woman?
Email notification?

Today, I woke up on the top bunk of my bed with the birds chirping. I felt so energized, I gave a big stretch, and my hand hit the ceiling. I accidentally pushed the ceiling board up and lots of tiny spiders fell on me and my bed. FML

#13972992 (74)

I agree, your life sucks (24841) - you deserved it (2667)

On 11/25/2010 at 9:48am - animals - by Seline -

More FMLs?

Tom's life also sucks
Today, a car hit me. I didn't get hurt, but someone called 911. The old woman who had hit me got out of the...

wow's life also sucks
Today, I learned that I wasn't really allergic to chocolate. My parents made it up when I was a child because...

Anonymous also deserved it
Today, whilst driving to the store, an idiot driver found it to be okay to drive ridiculously fast in below...

Comments

Loading...

Comments

Speak your mind, but please try and be respectful.

Top of the page

You must have an FML account to comment.

Don't have an FML account yet ? Sign up to FML!