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Today, I woke up on the top bunk of my bed with the birds chirping. I felt so energized, I gave a big stretch, and my hand hit the ceiling. I accidentally pushed the ceiling board up and lots of tiny spiders fell on me and my bed. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (26821) - you deserved it (2848)

On 11/25/2010 at 9:48am - animals - by Seline -

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You took the term "raise the roof" too literally...

#1 - On 11/25/2010 at 12:59pm by SOCALME

See in context

+46

i hate spiders

#2 - On 11/25/2010 at 12:59pm by jakerb0b

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