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Today , I lerened te ard way tat if your going to pour bleac on bugs to kill tem , you need to be prepared fir tem to fly up an try to attack yur face . FML


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On 11/21/2010 at 12:39am - animals - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (Maryland)

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omg like YDI for killing bugs and fucking up the natural balance of the world!
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No really, but bleach? Did you not have anything to hit them with or something?

#3 - On 11/21/2010 at 6:11am by allmidnighteyes

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leasson learned

#1 - On 11/21/2010 at 6:10am by zodak

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