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Today, I learned the hard way that if you're going to pour bleach on bugs to kill them, you need to be prepared for them to fly up and try to attack your face. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (8646) - you deserved it (32930)

On 11/21/2010 at 12:39am - animals - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (Maryland)

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omg like YDI for killing bugs and fucking up the natural balance of the world!
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No really, but bleach? Did you not have anything to hit them with or something?

#3 - On 11/21/2010 at 6:11am by allmidnighteyes

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leasson learned

#1 - On 11/21/2010 at 6:10am by zodak

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