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Today, a cop almost rear-ended my car, slammed on the gas with no warning, swerved around me, flipped me the bird, then cut me off and then drove a full ten miles under the speed limit. When I changed lanes to overtake him, he pulled me over for road rage. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (41430) - you deserved it (4171)

On 11/20/2010 at 9:00am - animals - by serveandprotectyeahright - United States (New York)

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Wow. Seems like that cop knows the law well!

#1 - On 11/20/2010 at 1:27pm by 5t3ff1k4h

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He must have been in a bad mood because he didn't get his daily donut fix.

#8 - On 11/20/2010 at 1:35pm by DaleksAreEpic

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