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Today, I arrived home to find my cat dead and note saying, "Sorry, I tripped over him." Not only is my cat dead, but I was robbed by a polite thief. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (55540) - you deserved it (2712)

On 11/14/2010 at 2:51pm - animals - by Anonymous - South Africa

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I'm moving to South Africa if this is how the criminals act. I'm tired of getting robbed by assholes who aren't even polite enough to apologize for stealing my shit.

#10 - On 11/14/2010 at 5:02pm by DocBastard

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how does tripping over a cat kill it?

#16 - On 11/14/2010 at 5:18pm by smallsmerry

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