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Today, I tried on the new dress I bought for myself. I, for once, thought I looked pretty all right. I asked my dog, "How do I look?" and she threw up on my pillow. My brother can't stop laughing. FML

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On 11/14/2010 at 4:42am - animals - by Anonymous - United States (California)

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Don't feel too bad. Dogs fashion senses are outdated.. I mean they are still wearing fur.. thats so 1900's!

#6 - On 11/14/2010 at 1:09pm by Jimboom

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And when you need help with your homework, I presume you ask the cat? For financial advice, you turn to your stuffed bear?

#10 - On 11/14/2010 at 1:17pm by DocBastard

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