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Today, I tried on the new dress I bought for myself. I, for once, thought I looked pretty all right. I asked my dog, "How do I look?" and she threw up on my pillow. My brother can't stop laughing. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (19841) - you deserved it (3220)

On 11/14/2010 at 4:42am - animals - by Anonymous - United States (California)

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