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Today, it is my birthday. So far I have received: the news that my parents are divorcing, a dead bird and a pile of shit left on my bed (courtesy of the cat), a rash all over my face, and some slippers from my boyfriend. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (26489) - you deserved it (2123)

On 10/25/2010 at 1:08pm - animals - by sambo99 - United Kingdom (Herefordshire)

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It's obvious that the day of your birth has driven them to the point of sheer misery, you don't know how to take care of your pets, you're sticking your face in places it doesn't belong and your boyfriend is secretly a homosexual.
FYL indeed.

#3 - On 10/25/2010 at 5:04pm by FFML_314

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well... atleast you have a boyfriend! :D

#6 - On 10/25/2010 at 5:06pm by fritidsistorefri

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