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Today, I swerved to miss hitting a kitten, over-corrected, hit and killed the cat, and totaled my truck by hitting a parked car. FML

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On 10/10/2010 at 12:29am - animals - by Anonymous - United States

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It happened so slowly that the kitten matured into a cat during the swerve?

#3 - On 10/10/2010 at 6:15am by perdix

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Did the swerve take such a long time that the kitten matured in a cat?

#5 - On 10/10/2010 at 6:17am by perdix

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