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Today, I put my good shoes out the window and on the roof to dry out because they were sopping wet. When I went to check them later on, they were still wet. And soaked in bird poop. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (7517) - you deserved it (15731)

On 10/03/2010 at 6:24pm - animals - by baconman86 - United States (Pennsylvania)

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That stinks, how shitty.

#9 - On 10/03/2010 at 8:22pm by iicaptain

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that is too funny

#1 - On 10/03/2010 at 8:18pm by CRrawsum

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