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Today, I woke up to my husband slowly pulling my blanket off me. I thought he was being romantic until I realized it was because the cat had puked all over me while I was sleeping. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (23900) - you deserved it (2440)

On 09/13/2010 at 12:03pm - animals - by Anonymous - United States (California)

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Well at least your husband was nice enough to try and clean it up before you saw it cause you know what they say what you don't know can't hurt cha

#8 - On 09/13/2010 at 5:14pm by BelieveMeItsTrue

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Theres few things I find more romantic than trying to remove cat puke from your partner without him/her knowing about it. Honestly

#16 - On 09/13/2010 at 5:37pm by f_alltheirlives

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