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Today, I woke up to find that my dog was missing. I spent about an hour searching for him when my psycho ex-girlfriend texted me his photo. She'd kidnapped him. After driving over there, she shot paintballs at my car. Now I have no dog and a colorful car. FML

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Call the police man. Seriously.

That's theft, and destruction of property. Bitch sounds fucking nuts.

#3 - On 02/25/2009 at 6:12am by thatgirl

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FML for the getting back of puppies!!! UNITE!!!!

#5 - On 02/25/2009 at 6:21am by curious_missy

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