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Today, I was walking with the dog. I was throwing a stick in the lake so he could get it (he loves swimming). A friend called me. After I was done calling another friend came by, and we went talking for a while. When my dog barked, I accidentally threw my iPhone in the water instead of his stick. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (10874) - you deserved it (26778)

On 08/26/2010 at 9:27am - animals - by Anonymous (man) - Netherlands (Noord-Brabant)

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Did he bring it back?

#6 - On 08/26/2010 at 2:07pm by ancientmariner

See in context

+19 | 11

To bad there isn't an app for that.

#15 - On 08/26/2010 at 2:23pm by amerwin

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+11 | 3

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