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Today, I got back from a two week holiday only to discover my dog missing. After looking for him at animal shelters and putting up missing pet signs, my room mate admitted he lost him in a game of drunk poker. FML

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On 08/20/2010 at 6:03pm - animals - by therealducktape - Sent from mobile version

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you can actually get a court order to get the dog back since you never gave permission and it's free just go down to the courthouse then kick ur roommate out and get another roommate

#20 - On 08/20/2010 at 7:33pm by gravedigger08

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Wtfff, who bets a dog?

#10 - On 08/20/2010 at 7:16pm by jachelle

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