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Today, my family and I went to the coast. Our dog was off the leash because we were the only people around. He was delighted to find a dead seal carcass and roll around in its remains. We then had a 3 hour drive home. FML


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On 07/12/2010 at 1:38am - animals - by LexiBoBexi (woman) - United States (Oregon)

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ugh that suck I would have thrown the dog in the ocean to get the dead seal off.

#1 - On 07/12/2010 at 6:06am by birdman19

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did you tell your dog that he smelled of 'up dog'?

#8 - On 07/12/2010 at 6:22am by Lozza111

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