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Today, a four pound can of tuna fell on head at work, and it burst all over clothes. Since I'm the manager, I had to stay all day reeking of tuna. Now I'm home, damn cat won't leave me alone. mega FML


I agree, your life sucks (28110) - you deserved it (4058)

On 05/30/2010 at 1:12am - animals - by Alpheas - United States (Texas)

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well ur lucky, I bet alot of people want pussy following them around as much as u have it now.
lolszz :D

#1 - On 05/30/2010 at 6:13am by awesomechick618

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well then go have a shower when you go home.

#2 - On 05/30/2010 at 6:13am by ilovebradiew

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