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Today, after finally giving up on the search for my lost dog, I realized that my neighbors had found her and are convinced that she was a stray. They won't give her up and are now mad at me for trying to take my own dog back. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (61656) - you deserved it (2635)

On 04/18/2009 at 2:45am - animals - by englishtrio (man) - United States (Texas)

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Ouch, that sucks
I would definitely get others involved to get your dog back
But how did your neighbors not even know that it was your dog?

#1 - On 04/18/2009 at 11:05am by mewzik

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That's why you have those chips implanted. To fight back against scumbags like these. What a pair of grade-A assholes.

#5 - On 04/18/2009 at 11:10am by ForestFire0

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