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Today, I took my dog for a walk down by the river. I was throwing sticks for him with one hand and talking on the phone with the other. Then I accidentally threw my phone in the river instead of the stick and was standing there talking to the stick while my phone sat at the bottom of the river. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (13910) - you deserved it (46946)

On 02/22/2009 at 9:52am - animals - by El Boz (woman) - United States (Maryland)

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ahahahahahaha good job buddy

#1 - On 02/22/2009 at 2:11pm by roflcopter

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this might be the most epic one yet

#2 - On 02/22/2009 at 2:15pm by kak

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