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Today, I discovered that I had left my sunroof open all night during a storm and my front seats was soaked. I grabbed a towel for my seat but didn't close my sunroof because it was nice out. As I pull out of my driveway, I felt something wet hit my forehead. A bird shit on me through my sunroof. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (50299) - you deserved it (11099)

On 04/16/2009 at 10:38am - animals - by oops1234 (woman) - United States (New York)

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Man these FMLs just keep getting better and better! YDI for the rain incident however the bird droppings were totally uncalled for. This would be a 'put both arms in the air, look to the heavens and scream "whyyy???"' moment in my book.

#5 - On 04/16/2009 at 2:01pm by Kickinchicken213

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The rain your fault, the random bird not your fault.

#3 - On 04/16/2009 at 1:52pm by Bobrogue

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