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Today, I discovered that I had left my sunroof open all night during a storm and my front seats was soaked. I grabbed a towel for my seat but didn't close my sunroof because it was nice out. As I pull out of my driveway, I felt something wet hit my forehead. A bird shit on me through my sunroof. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (49231) - you deserved it (10646)

On 04/16/2009 at 10:38am - animals - by oops1234 (woman) - United States (New York)

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