Animals: Today, I discovered that I had left my sunroof open all night...

By oops1234 - 16/04/2009 14:38 - United States

Today, I discovered that I had left my sunroof open all night during a storm and my front seats was soaked. I grabbed a towel for my seat but didn't close my sunroof because it was nice out. As I pull out of my driveway, I felt something wet hit my forehead. A bird shit on me through my sunroof. FML

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By grann - 15/03/2010 01:39 - United States

Today, while walking to my car through the snow, I noticed the sunroof was open and 2 feet of snow had poured in. Angry, I opened the door to start cleaning. That's when I noticed all the wildlife that had taken refuge inside from the cold. Not only were my seat cushions wet, they were torn open. FML

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Clever

By FMLTIMESTWO - 10/06/2009 04:36 - United States

Today, I found a dead bird on my windshield. Thinking I was clever, I turned on my windshield wipers to get the bird off. Unfortunately, the dead bird fell through my open window and onto my lap. FML

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From a great height

By Anonymous - 08/05/2021 21:59

Today, I was sitting on the back porch with my husband. I felt two raindrops land on my head, so I said we should go inside because it was starting to rain. It turned out to just be a bird shitting on me. FML

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By baconman86 - 03/10/2010 22:24 - United States

Today, I put my good shoes out the window and on the roof to dry out because they were sopping wet. When I went to check them later on, they were still wet. And soaked in bird poop. FML

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By seagull hater - 09/07/2012 15:44 - United States - San Diego

Today, I left my sunroof on my truck open for 5 minutes while I ran into the bank. When I came out, a seagull had gotten into my truck. I managed to open the doors and get it out, but not before it tore up a seat and pooped everywhere inside my truck. FML

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By hot coffee - 12/07/2012 15:17 - United Kingdom - Farnham

Today, I discovered I'd left my coffee on top of my car when it fell through the sun roof whilst I was driving, showering me. FML

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By andrea99 - 03/10/2010 09:35 - United States

Today, I spent an hour and a half washing my car. As I was driving down the highway, a large bird flew over my car and accidentally dropped the dead animal he was about to have for dinner. It landed on my windshield. FML

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By Username - 28/05/2010 06:20 - France

Today, it was the hottest day of the year so I opened my sun roof. The hottest day of the year was followed by the biggest storm of the year. I forgot to close my sun roof and my car is now flooded. FML

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By Anonymous - 16/11/2018 13:30

Today, I was asleep in my back garden and woke up when a bird landed on my hat and took a big shit right in my open mouth. FML

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By overlandparkmommie - 14/05/2009 21:09 - United States

Today, I was so totally stressed out at work that I took my car into the park and reclined my seat and shut my eyes. Soon I noticed the soothing sounds of raindrops on my car and I felt a little better for once. I opened my eyes to see that a bunch of birds had crapped all over my car. FML

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Kickinchicken213 3

Thursday 16 April 2009 20:01

Man these FMLs just keep getting better and better! YDI for the rain incident however the bird droppings were totally uncalled for. This would be a 'put both arms in the air, look to the heavens and scream "whyyy???"' moment in my book.

Bobrogue 0

Thursday 16 April 2009 19:52

The rain your fault, the random bird not your fault.

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Tucatz 0

Thursday 16 April 2009 20:30

Some days the steaming divots stomp YOU.

krankypoptart 0

Thursday 16 April 2009 20:37

#4 - gross. lol, OP. sorry dude, u seriously fail!!!

I_Hate_Cars 0

Thursday 16 April 2009 20:47

I would weld that sucker closed so it gives you no more trouble haha

fml2424 0

Thursday 16 April 2009 20:47

#1 - whats wrong with owning a car with a sunroof?

kylek61294 1

Monday 6 June 2011 4:42

*What's wrong with owning a car with a sunroof?

airandfingers 0

Thursday 16 April 2009 21:08

Do sunroofs (sunrooves?) usually open above the driver's head? In my experience they're always in the very middle of the car.. Could be that he was looking over his right shoulder to back out, but otherwise I can't see a bird crapping on him through his roof.

miso1337 0

Thursday 16 April 2009 21:09

omg, satan sun roof, ahhhh!!! it wants to be closed now >=D

neonoodle 0

Thursday 16 April 2009 21:15

#7 maybe it was a ShamWow.

rukusrazor 0

Thursday 16 April 2009 21:16

#16, maybe he meant "T-Top", my car's a T-Top, which means it completely comes off. Where I live I wouldn't leave it open or even park it outside. You never know what's gonna drop out the sky, and it's never naked bitches like I wish it was.