By SofaKingPretty - 26/07/2014 23:40 - United States - Pasadena
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Sage advice
By jcc - 24/02/2009 08:31 - Russian Federation
By tristaph - 01/08/2018 00:00
Let em in
By Kerrilyn - This FML is from back in 2009 but it's good stuff - United States
By rammedbehind - 26/08/2009 21:36 - United States
Or run?
By Anonymous - 23/12/2023 00:00 - Australia
One stop cop shop
By Triumvirate - This FML is from back in 2010 but it's good stuff - United States
Look where you're going, dude
By balancestrikesagain - 24/04/2009 09:37 - United States
Stalker vibe
By what now? - 20/10/2023 22:00
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By Anonymous - 25/11/2010 05:24 - United States
justgracexD tells us more.
Didn't have an account when I first posted this fml. But I wanted to clarify a few things. 1. I was wearing mittens because it was below freezing and my car was still cold. 2. Washington doesn't believe in salting the roads or doing anything to ease winter driving mainly because we rarely ever get snow. People here also freak out whenever some crack like substance falls from the sky and driving in poor weather conditions becomes a problem. 3. Said idiot driver was previously tailing my car before he passed me and the cars in front of me. 4. I actually didn't think this would become an approved post. I just copied and pasted my facebook status. xD I'm glad that some of you found this amusing though.
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By Anonymous - 14/04/2022 06:00 - Germany - Neusalza-spremberg
Rewind time
By supersmashpika - This FML is from back in 2015 but it's good stuff - United States - Hershey
By Anon - 06/06/2009 05:10 - United States
This is fine
By toosmall - 23/10/2016 21:27
BOOM!
By Timmay - This FML is from back in 2009 but it's good stuff - United States
By fml_seriouslyfml - 07/06/2009 01:11 - United States
Fair and unbalanced
By Not Carrie Bradshaw - 23/06/2025 12:00 - United States - New York
By teejayrn - 15/12/2012 11:48 - United States - Fayetteville
Live from the lounge
By Jake - 10/02/2023 08:00 - United States
By JohnMackSquirts - 19/03/2009 05:15 - United States
By jj4320 - 17/09/2011 08:37 - United States
Hobbies
By Stinkycar - 05/06/2017 12:00
By Phil - 30/11/2018 08:00 - United States - Plain City
By Anonymous - 31/07/2009 17:01 - United States
Community policing
By phant776 - 13/05/2011 04:02 - United States
Awkward…
By ApolloandDixie - 23/12/2009 06:17 - United States
Been there, done that
By lukey101 - 14/08/2023 18:00 - Australia
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By Anonymous - 29/05/2024 02:00 - Australia - Perth
By Anonymous - 20/01/2016 05:05 - United States - Albuquerque
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I'm in Cali for the summer and don't really know the bus system so I ended up on the bus (after getting on the wrong one) late at night. As anyone would be, I was very bothered when he sat so close to me. I was already freaked out but what really got my heart pounding was when he whispered that into my ear. But as it turned out, he was partially blind. A woman had gotten on with him at the same stop and he thought I was her. They both apologized for the mistake. I'm just glad he wasn't a psycho.