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Today, I made fun of my friend when she tripped over the curb. I said, loudly, "Haha, you can't even walk." I then notice the man in the wheelchair a few feet ahead of us. FML

#2244
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On 01/22/2009 at 6:22pm - misc - by william - United States (Arizona)

Today, my ex-boyfriend who I am still in love with sends me a text message that says "I miss you, baby". It turns out my name comes right after his girlfriend's name on his contact list. FML

#2236
25 comments

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On 01/22/2009 at 5:47pm - love - by yeah... - United States (Ohio)

Today, I was offered a promotion but for the same pay. Promotion... WTF? FML

#2234
32 comments

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On 01/22/2009 at 5:35pm - work - by Promo girl - Australia (Queensland)

Today, I got a mailer from Adam and Eve with a bunch of hard core porn ads inside. I have been getting these since i ordered a Pirate porn video a few months ago. I was gone for a few weeks overseas. My mother-in-law was getting the mail. FML

#2226
31 comments

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On 01/22/2009 at 4:31pm - love - by Noname - United States (Texas)

Today, I moved back home because I got laid off and could no longer afford my apartment. I decided to take a nap and when I woke up I overheard my Mom telling my Aunt that she used to be so proud of me and wonders when I became such a loser. Burn. FML

#2215
12 comments

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On 01/22/2009 at 3:49pm - misc - by TotallyFkd - United States (Pennsylvania)

Today, a girl invited me over to her dorm room at 3 AM. For some reason, I thought it would be a good idea to respond to e-mails just before. She said she was tired and then went to bed. I'm a F*ing idiot. FML

#2212
43 comments

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On 01/22/2009 at 3:34pm - love - by Princeton - United States (New Jersey)

Today, I was sitting on the couch, computer next to me, lotion on the floor, and my dick in my hand when my roommate walked in on me. Scared and looking me right in the face he says "What's for dinner?". FML

#2177
47 comments

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On 01/22/2009 at 11:09am - intimacy - by Anonymous - United States (North Carolina)

Today, I told my mom I want to get liposuction. She said "Whats the point? Its not like you can get lipo on your face!". FML

#2174
27 comments

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On 01/22/2009 at 10:22am - health - by radiant - United States (Michigan)

Today, I got bored and decided to try World Of Warcraft. FML

#2172
150 comments

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On 01/22/2009 at 10:14am - misc - by insearch4i - United States (Arizona)

Today, I thought it'd be cool and trendy to buy a Blackberry Storm. FML

#2165
74 comments

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On 01/22/2009 at 9:38am - misc - by fecurtis - United States (Virginia)

Today, I work for a boss who does everything he can to singlehandedly ruin our company and drive us into the ground. I just got an e-mail from him saying I need to be a more positive and energetic role-model for our team. Pot… meet Kettle. FML

#2158
24 comments

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On 01/22/2009 at 7:45am - work - by DarkPain - United States (California)

Today, my 19 year old girlfriend dumped me because she thinks I'm immature. I'm 30. FML

#2154
210 comments

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On 01/22/2009 at 7:06am - love - by Benji - Sent from mobile version

Today, I decided to get a Blizzard from Dairy Queen. As bent down to put my pen away, my Blizzard somehow defied the laws of gravity and fell on me. FML

#2150
35 comments

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On 01/22/2009 at 6:10am - love - by sadtimes - Canada (Newfoundland and Labrador)



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