FML - The follow-up

Today, my father came downstairs, wearing my mother's dressing gown. It didn't fit. FML

ApplePie1994 Say more :
OP, here. It was his stomach that didn't fit, you nasty. The dressing gown was pink, with butterflies embroidered on the breast. He looked absolutely fabulous, darlings.
By ApplePie1994 - / Monday 18 July 2016 17:55 / Ireland
By loserman67 - / Monday 18 July 2016 12:04 /
FML - The follow-up

Today, my mom figured that the best time to announce that I'm adopted was during her speech at my wedding. FML

DidNotExpectThat Say more :
OP here. My wedding was 3 weeks ago. Thanks for your kind comments, but no my mom wasn't drunk (she never drinks). I had a long conversation with her and my dad. Turns out she couldn't keep it to herself any longer. I'm no longer mad at her since she told me the whole story. Both my parents always told me a lot about their deceased best friend whom I'm named after. I'm actually that friend's daughter...
By DidNotExpectThat - / Monday 18 July 2016 07:30 / United States - Palo Alto
By Photoshopped - / Monday 18 July 2016 04:34 / United States - Athens
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