By unsuckable - / Friday 28 August 2015 06:13 / United States - Denver
By Anonymous - / Friday 28 August 2015 05:41 / United States - San Francisco
By morethanablondemoment / Friday 28 August 2015 04:40 / United States - Redding
FML - The follow-up

Today, I found out that the medicine I've been taking for my headaches is responsible for my headaches getting even worse. FML

desbuhbear Say more :
Hey guys! Op, here. I didn't think this would get published! Thanks for all your comments. They made me feel better and definitely made me laugh! Just to follow up a bit, I'm no longer taking that medication and I have a neurologist appointment soon to see if they can help me with the pain! Thanks again!
By desbuhbear / Thursday 27 August 2015 17:50 / United States - Harrogate
By myanmarkaviar - / Thursday 27 August 2015 16:34 / Norway - Fl?
By Anonymous - / Thursday 27 August 2015 16:18 / Denmark - K?ge
FML - The follow-up

Today, on my daughter's 9th birthday, I have to let her know that her dog died in his sleep overnight. Happy birthday. FML

JDCH_99 Say more :
OP here -- we told her. We didn't have a choice. She was devastated and will be for some time. She's spent considerable time at farms, so she gets the whole cycle-of-life thing but it's different when there is an emotional connection. There won't be any dogs in the near future. Maybe in the spring we can talk about adopting a rescue dog.
By JDCH_99 / Thursday 27 August 2015 15:36 / Canada - Toronto
By Anon - / Thursday 27 August 2015 08:37 / United States
FML - The follow-up
Afroman720 Say more :
So I asked her if I could have a redo because I was wayyyyyyyyy too nervous, and so I was able to tell her I like her without the running away and such this time! No update on how she feels about me though...I didn't wait for a response cause I had to leave work in a hurry to make it to school on time haha. One step at a time right?
By Afroman720 - / Wednesday 26 August 2015 16:14 / United States - Salt Lake City

Today, I was washing my face like I normally do. My mom walked by as I was wiping my face and said "That's the washcloth I use to wipe my ass!" My dad and brothers are now only addressing me as "Assface." FML

By aaaaaaaaasssssssssssssss - / Wednesday 26 August 2015 13:55 / United States - San Francisco
By Anonymous - / Wednesday 26 August 2015 11:28 / United States
By chiara - / Wednesday 26 August 2015 10:25 / New Zealand - Christchurch
By Anonymous - / Wednesday 26 August 2015 08:04 / Australia - Brisbane
FML - The follow-up

Today, I've reached the point in my life where the "Apply to affected area" label on acne cream essentially means I need to take a bath in the stuff. FML

Whiteheads Say more :
OP here, I made an account to reply. To clarify a bit, I'm 19, so I've been dealing with acne for a while and have my face pretty well under control. I said I need to take a bath in acne cream because it's mostly my shoulders and back, and no amount of washing and scrubbing seems to help. Thanks for the funny comments and advice :)
By Whiteheads / Wednesday 26 August 2015 04:33 / United States - Beaumont
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