Today, I'm a car salesman. I got told to cold call a list of previous customers, but I recognised the names as I phoned them all last week; I told the manager this. He slammed his fist on my desk and told me to stop lying and do as I was told. I got told to "fuck off" 27 times. FML
by Arcam89 / 02/22/2016 at 5:37pm / United Kingdom (Edinburgh, City of) / Work
haileyrows's comment : 27 times? Looks like you'd better grab some lotion and get to work. The man was clear...
Today, I was in a car accident on the way to work. I called my boss and told him I had to deal with the police and the accident report and didn't know how long it would take. He got mad and said I "should have picked a better time to do this". FML
by Mycardoesn'tevenwork / 02/22/2016 at 3:16pm / United States / Transportation
ruckfules85's comment : "Sorry my car wreck was inconvenient for you. I will be sure to schedule my next accident better in the future."
by replaced / 02/21/2016 at 10:03pm / United States (Georgia) / Work
Tripartita's comment : Neat, an FML that makes me sick to my stomach with no detailed imagery of something gross.
by Anonymous / 02/21/2016 at 4:48pm / United States (New Hampshire) / Miscellaneous
by Anonymous / 02/21/2016 at 2:02pm / United States (Rhode Island) / Miscellaneous
Today, I was starting a new job and I didn't want to be late, so I took a train that left earlier than normal, just to make sure I'd be on time. Turns out, the earlier train wasn't an express train, and made it to my stop 12 minutes after my usual one did. I was late for work. FML
by Anonymous / 02/21/2016 at 12:10pm / Japan (Saitama) / Transportation
by noooooo / 02/21/2016 at 11:03am / United States (Georgia) / Animals
by almost broke / 02/21/2016 at 8:24am / Czech Republic (Jihomoravsky kraj) / Money
by Anonymous / 02/21/2016 at 5:55am / United Kingdom (Hampshire) / Health
by KornyKid / 02/21/2016 at 3:01am / United States (California) / Animals
by This guy / 02/20/2016 at 9:53pm / United States (Wisconsin) / Miscellaneous
Today, I completed driving school. After 30 hours of classwork, 6 hours of driving lessons, and a very tough driving test, I passed and can now get a 15% safe driver insurance discount. My friend just told me he only had to watch a 15 minute video to get the same discount. FML
by Whatthehell / 02/20/2016 at 8:35pm / United States (Tennessee) / Money
by Sarah / 02/20/2016 at 7:13pm / United States (California) / Work
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