World Today, the weather was nice, so I went for a ride on my motorbike. I sneezed inside my helmet. Full-face helmet, might I add. FML I agree, your life sucks 344 I agree, your life sucks 344 You deserved it 35 You deserved it 35 14 4 0 5 18 By TheBiker - / Saturday 1 March 2008 05:54 /
World France Today, I finally get to know the girl from my college that I've been into for months. The conversation is pleasant. We live in the same neighborhood. I say that the restaurant I live above is really disgusting. Turns out it belongs to her parents. FML I agree, your life sucks 364 I agree, your life sucks 364 You deserved it 82 You deserved it 82 1 5 1 8 21 By lpilou - / Saturday 1 March 2008 04:33 / France
FML: Uncensored Today, my girlfriend was giving me head during the horror flick we were watching. Little did I know, my girlfriend isn't a big fan of horror films. It...
2 Today, I was getting a bikini wax to prove to my husband that I could be sexy despite being five months pregnant. As the woman was applying the wax, she...
3 Today, I ran into my ex-boyfriend a few years after I slept with his boss and got him fired. He is now a multi-millionaire investor and won't take me back....
4 Today, after faking my orgasms for several years, I found out that my boyfriend has been telling his friends that I'm super loose because he doesn't feel...
Today, my boyfriend refused sex and didn't even bother to turn his head to me, because he was busy looking for new Facebook stickers. FML I agree, your life sucks 2 I agree, your life sucks 2 You deserved it 0 You deserved it 0
Today, I learned that while procrastinating and then bullshitting can get you very far in high school, it doesn't get you anywhere in college. FML I agree, your life sucks 1 I agree, your life sucks 1 You deserved it 4 You deserved it 4
United Kingdom Today, I woke up to find out that last night I got extremely drunk, dumped my boyfriend of 3 years, bought a female ostrich, named it Frederic, and confessed...
Philippines Today, my mom gave me a severe scolding because I refuse to support my 3 sisters, and support 3 "home-wreckers" instead. They are my daughters, who are...
Today, my 2-year-old learned how to open the fridge lock. I came out of the bathroom to what she called a "scrambled egg breakfast". FML
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Today, I drove 2 hours to spend the night with a man who I have been seeing for a few weeks. We had sex for the first time. About an hour later, he told... I agree, your life sucks 5567 I agree, your life sucks 5567 You deserved it 1332 You deserved it 1332 31
Today, I secretly turned off the internet to see what my kids would do. Barely 10 minutes later, I caught my oldest son masturbating to a photo of my sister... I agree, your life sucks 4480 I agree, your life sucks 4480 You deserved it 1196 You deserved it 1196 38
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