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Today, while playing golf, someone broke my nose. The clubhouse calls an ambulance, and I go to hospital. I call my girlfriend to come and pick me up downstairs; she runs over my foot with her car. FML

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By Thanderska - / Tuesday 4 March 2008 01:02 /

World

Today, I have to have lunch alone because I'm on a business trip. I go to McDonald's, grab some food and sit outside. School is out, and Ronald McDonald arrives with a bunch of kids, points at me and says, "Look kids, Mister here has no friends, he has to eat alone!" FML

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By KRW - / Monday 3 March 2008 14:56 /

World

Today, I couldn't get into my car. I got mad at the lock, and my key broken inside it. It wasn't my car. FML

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By Smile - / Monday 3 March 2008 05:04 /

World

Today, I told my son off because he lost a form. A form that I later found in my right-hand pocket. FML

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By Daddy - / Monday 3 March 2008 03:33 /

World

Today, the weather was nice, so I went for a ride on my motorbike. I sneezed inside my helmet. Full-face helmet, might I add. FML

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By TheBiker - / Saturday 1 March 2008 05:54 /

World

France

Today, I finally get to know the girl from my college that I've been into for months. The conversation is pleasant. We live in the same neighborhood. I say that the restaurant I live above is really disgusting. Turns out it belongs to her parents. FML

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By lpilou - / Saturday 1 March 2008 04:33 / France

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Today, my boyfriend and I were talking about role playing during sex when he suddenly said. "I'll be Trump. Let's make sex great again!" FML

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Today my brother and his girlfriend they invited both families for a dinner and introduced each other. That was when I realized his girlfriend is the daughter...

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Today, a friend sent me a video of my boyfriend of 2.5 years and the girl I "shouldn't be worried about" on a date at the restaurant he claimed he hated....

Germany

Today, I have to defend my bachelor thesis, which took me 10 months to complete. Three weeks ago, a new technology was released that renders my entire...

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Today, I had a few drinks with a female friend after having a bad week. I got so wasted that I wound up ending the night by giving my boyfriend a rimjob....

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Today, I found out that I’m the only guy in my family that's circumcised. When I asked my parents why they did it, they told me that they wanted me to...

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