World Today, the weather was nice, so I went for a ride on my motorbike. I sneezed inside my helmet. Full-face helmet, might I add. FML I agree, your life sucks 226 I agree, your life sucks 226 You deserved it 25 You deserved it 25 14 1 0 4 12 By TheBiker - / Saturday 1 March 2008 05:54 /
World France Today, I finally get to know the girl from my college that I've been into for months. The conversation is pleasant. We live in the same neighborhood. I say that the restaurant I live above is really disgusting. Turns out it belongs to her parents. FML I agree, your life sucks 219 I agree, your life sucks 219 You deserved it 53 You deserved it 53 5 0 4 10 By lpilou - / Saturday 1 March 2008 04:33 / France
FML: Uncensored Today, I was enjoying my last day of Spring Break in Panama City. I got up to dance on the stage at the Holiday Inn in front of hundreds of college kids....
2 FML: Uncensored Today, my girlfriend was giving me head during the horror flick we were watching. Little did I know, my girlfriend isn't a big fan of horror films. It...
3 FML: Uncensored Today, while spending the night at a friend's house, I was woken up by someone kicking me. I figured she was having a nightmare, and since we were sharing...
4 FML Uncensored Today, I surprisingly found two empty seats on the subway. Before anyone could get to them, I rushed and triumphantly sat down, enjoying my victory, until...
Today, I decided to go topless at the beach to celebrate my weigh loss and recent singleness. However I forgot redheads and sun without sunscreen don't... I agree, your life sucks 26 I agree, your life sucks 26 You deserved it 89 You deserved it 89 1
Today, on top of trying to get a divorce and filing a protective order against my abusive husband, and having to move back into my parents' house because... I agree, your life sucks 2 I agree, your life sucks 2 You deserved it 1 You deserved it 1
Romania Today, I went on my first date in a year with a guy I met just a couple hours ago. I went back to my hotel to get better dressed and met him at the bar....
Singapore Today, on my second week in my new job, I opened my desk drawer of snacks. Apparently no one had bothered to tell me that there's an office rat or mouse...
FML Uncensored Today, me and my boyfriend had sex but stopped when I felt pain down stairs. That evening he wanted me to go to the emergency room but I wanted to sleep... I agree, your life sucks 3481 I agree, your life sucks 3481 You deserved it 456 You deserved it 456 26
Today, my mother-in-law and I were having a lovely chat about my partner, until, she asked me if "he was good in bed?" and saying things like "I've seen it, great length. I'm jealous." FML I agree, your life sucks 6880 I agree, your life sucks 6880 You deserved it 517 You deserved it 517 30 146 17 746 221 By Didn't want to hear that from you - / Friday 11 August 2017 10:46 /
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