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By g - / Tuesday 22 April 2008 05:53 / Thailand
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Today, after shaking my boss's hand, I noticed that he had a piece of toilet paper stuck to one of his fingernails. FML

By alex - / Wednesday 5 March 2008 15:17 / France
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Today, my phone provider informed me that I had 12 messages waiting for me on my voicemail. Happy to have friends, I listened with a smile. All of them were from my mother. FML

By Louna - / Tuesday 4 March 2008 23:08 /
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By la taupe temporaire - / Tuesday 4 March 2008 17:26 /
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Today, while playing golf, someone broke my nose. The clubhouse calls an ambulance, and I go to hospital. I call my girlfriend to come and pick me up downstairs; she runs over my foot with her car. FML

By Thanderska - / Tuesday 4 March 2008 01:02 /
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Today, I couldn't get into my car. I got mad at the lock, and my key broken inside it. It wasn't my car. FML

By Smile - / Monday 3 March 2008 05:04 /
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Today, I told my son off because he lost a form. A form that I later found in my right-hand pocket. FML

By Daddy - / Monday 3 March 2008 03:33 /
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Today, the weather was nice, so I went for a ride on my motorbike. I sneezed inside my helmet. Full-face helmet, might I add. FML

By TheBiker - / Saturday 1 March 2008 05:54 /
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