Today, I was video chatting with my boyfriend of two years. He asked me to turn off my webcam. I asked why, and he said to just trust him. Turns out it was because he didn't want to see my face as he broke up with me. FML
by emily / 07/15/2011 at 6:21pm / United States (Massachusetts) / Love
CompettiveCheer's comment : Douche. Bag.
by Username / 07/15/2011 at 3:51pm / United States / Health
GigaB's comment : don't sleep under a cactus?
by kacysospacyy / 07/15/2011 at 2:23pm / United States (California) / Animals
GigaPudding's comment : But, if you ask me, it's not weird if the 15 year old is not home - but it sure is strange if the dog isn't!
by evilwater / 07/15/2011 at 1:21pm / United States / Miscellaneous
by so much for a good day / 07/15/2011 at 1:14pm / United States / Health
Today, I had to do a "damage report" on myself after going to the midnight premiere of Harry Potter. As I was waiting for the previews, a 20 year old man dressed as a house elf tackled and wrestled me for my seat. FML
by beachbumb8538 / 07/15/2011 at 1:01pm / United States / Geek
by panos016 / 07/15/2011 at 9:51am / United Kingdom / Miscellaneous
by TabbiNicole / 07/15/2011 at 7:38am / United States / Work
by SCREWED / 07/15/2011 at 2:25am / United States (Texas) / Intimacy
by brsoxgirl / 07/15/2011 at 1:51am / United States (New Jersey) / Love
by krissy8799 / 07/15/2011 at 12:53am / United States (Tennessee) / Intimacy
by flipnazn / 07/15/2011 at 12:24am / United States (Texas) / Animals
by longtriphome / 07/14/2011 at 10:22pm / United States / Love
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