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  • Work is a 4-letter word

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  • It's in the can!

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  • Who’s the fairest of them all?

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Bamagrl410's favorite FMLs

Today, I dropped my keys in the drain. Thankfully, my new flat mate generously offered his help to reach the keys via flower pot. FML

By Mandoune / Friday 7 November 2008 14:18 / Finland

Today, my family and I went to feed carrots to the giraffes at the zoo. After I finished my first cup of carrots, I turned back to get some more. Suddenly, I was jerked back and a chunk of my hair was ripped out. The giraffe mistook the orange barrette in my hair for a carrot. FML

By Anonymous - / Monday 29 July 2013 08:19 / United States - Crystal Lake

Today, I walked in on my dad masturbating to a nude photo of my mum on the computer. She passed away four years ago. FML

By Anonymous - / Saturday 8 June 2013 20:53 / United Kingdom - Bromley

Today, my friends and I went out for drinks. I'm the only one who's actually 21 or over, and they have fake IDs. Not only was I the only one to be carded, the bartender thought that my actual ID was fake. I got kicked out while my friends kept drinking. FML

By whyme / Friday 31 May 2013 18:47 / United States - Crescent

Today, some jackass in an Iron Man mask nailed me in the head with a quarter while I was helping other customers. Minimum wage isn't worth this crap. FML

By Anonymous / Friday 31 May 2013 04:05 / United States - Union City