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happycow122 · 20 June 2015, 20:54 ·Lafayette, United States

Dude, step up your game

Today, I realized I'm pregnant by a man who won't even accept my Facebook friend request. FML

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parasheeeet · This FML is from back in 2016 but it's good stuff ·Birmingham, United States

What did you expect?

Today, after months of trying to train my cockatiel to perch on my finger, he finally trusted me enough to fly from his cage and land on my hand. I panicked and accidentally backhanded him across the room. FML

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