By Conference - 14/04/2014 15:32 - France - Villes
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Bonjour, je suis l'auteure de cette VDM. Dans le cadre professionnel, mon futur-ex mari fait souvent des conférences, mais je n'assiste pas toujours car j'ai aussi un métier. Étant en repos, j'ai voulu donc faire lui faire la surprise d'assister à l'une d'elle. Au début, j'ai réellement cru qu'il m'avait vu, et quand j'ai vu une autre femme se lever, j'étais très énervée. J'ai même lâché un "c*nnard" et mes voisins m'ont bien entendus. Après, c'était la fin de la conférence, donc tout le monde s'est levé. Je l'ai attendu dehors, puis je me suis avancée vers lui. Je crois qu'il était vraiment surpris. Je l'ai bien entendu giflé en lui disant qu'à son retour il devra faire ses valises. Je suis ensuite partie. Et j'attends toujours son retour, il n'est encore pas revenu chercher ses affaires, j'hésite à les donner à une association caritative !