Camille ?
By Eldeng - 28/06/2018 17:58
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By Eldeng - 28/06/2018 17:58
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Bonjour, je suis l'auteur, je sais pas si je serais reconnu comme tel vu que je n'avais pas de compte a ce moment-la, m'enfin c'est pas grave. Juste pour revenir sur deux points, la fin de l'histoire c'est qu'ils m'ont laisse partir une fois le malentendu dissipé. Ils devaient crever de chaud et ont compati ! Et ensuite, pour la panique, faut dire que ca c'est passé en 5s maxi. Pas bien eu le temps de reflechir. Voila merci pour les reactions, et surtout big up a mes potes de bouchon sous fourreviere tout les matins et soirs !
By Dominique - 05/06/2018 11:30 - Angleterre
By Alaix - 26/10/2008 15:09
ben oui je n'ai bu que de l'alcool... et pas beaucoup en plus... le seul probleme c'est que j'avais fait nuit blanche la veille et passé la journée à l'uni pour bosser mes cours. J'ai voulu sortir (je prends le train pour sortir, et je n'habite pas en France), donc j'ai bu 2 verres, histoire de me "motiver". J'ai voulu vérifier mes mails allongé sur le canapé avec l'ordi... vous connaissez la suite....
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By Louis P. - 07/12/2009 11:29
non mais le client en question n'était pas étranger. de plus, je l'avais dit sur le ton de la plaisanterie, rien de méchant, mais là il m'a bien bluffé....