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By Anonyme - This FML is from back in 2014 but it's good stuff - Cambodge - Phnom Penh
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By Anonyme - This FML is from back in 2014 but it's good stuff - Cambodge - Phnom Penh
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By PsychomotPoWer - 29/10/2014 21:59 - France - Marseille
Bonsoir à tous, Je suis l'auteure de la VDM et je tiens à apporter quelques précisions afin de couper court à toute tergiversions. Je travaille depuis plus d'un an auprès des personnes âgées atteintes de la maladie d'Alzheimer, afin d'assurer leur autonomie dans la vie quotidienne par le biais de différentes activités et médiations dont cette sortie fait parti. Je travaille également à créer de nouveaux apprentissages chez eux parce que oui oui, même quand on a Alzheimer on peut continuer à apprendre ! ;-) Il est donc bien évident que ce rire n'était en rien moqueur, mais bien amusé de la situation. En effet, cette dame ne s'en souvenait plus le lendemain, mais vu la manière chaleureuse dont elle m'accueille je suis persuadée qu'il reste malgré tout quelque chose de cette journée... :-) Merci à tous pour vos super commentaires qui m'ont a mon tour bien fait rire, et dédicace à tous les collègues Psychomot qui sont passés par là, VDP ! ;-)
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By Autoplus - This FML is from back in 2014 but it's good stuff - France - Nantes
By minnhild - 14/01/2015 11:42 - Belgique
Je suis l'auteur. Quand papa part "au travail", il rentre le soir. Donc il me semblait nécessaire de lui expliquer que papa partait pour plusieurs jours. Quand il dit "papa est au ciel" ça veut simplement dire "papa est dans un avion ". Bon visiblement, il ne comprend pas (malgré mes nombreuses tentatives) qu'il n'allais pas rester dans l'avion toute la semaine. Et si il le dit avec un air triste, c'est parce que même pour une semaine son papa lui manque beaucoup.
Bonjour à tous, je suis l'auteure de cette VDM ! Vous devez vous douter qu'en entendant cette réponse j'ai été plus qu'étonnée. Mais il m'a ensuite expliqué qu'il avait écrit le mot, et qu'il avait demandé à sa maman de le recopier pour qu'il soit plus joli. En faisant ce petit mot il n'était pas focalisé sur l'orthographe, ce qui est normal pour un élève de CE2, quoi qu'on en pense... et je suppose que sa maman n'a pas voulu dénaturer l'oeuvre de son fils ^^ En tout cas c'était une très "j'entille" attention qui m'a beaucoup touchée et effectivement c'est l'intention qui compte !!!