Patricia Rajkowski

Mrs Crosby 38 years-old In a relationship

Anonymous 24 August 2015, 04:25 San Francisco, United States 🌶️ Spicy

Walk or shame

Today, my husband and I locked our keys in the car. Our only spare is in the drawer with all our sex toys. So we either had to get our oldest go in the drawer and get them to bring to us or walk the 12 miles home. My feet will never recover from that walk. FML

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vargasm This FML is from back in 2009 but it's good stuff United States

That went well

Today, the girl I've had a crush on decided she wanted to see a movie with me. I tried to hold her hand during the movie and it was great for about four minutes. Then she said, "Can I have my hand back?" FML

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