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Salut a tous Je suis l'auteur(e) de la VDM, mes amis avaient raison de me pousser a venir poster ici, ça a fait une belle VDM... Bref, ce jour la on avait un invite étranger alors j'avais mijote toute la journée un bourguignon, son plat français préfère pour lui faire plaisir. A tout dernier moment je relance le feu pour réchauffer avant le service et la en ouvrant la hotte d'une main et en touillant de l'autre, blam, la première araignée tombe, me glisse sur la main et tombe dans le plat. Je hurle de terreur, mon copain arrive a toute vitesse et la, plaf une deuxième tombe directement dedans sous nos yeux, je hurle encore plus et je me sauve de cette cuisine de l'enfer, lui pendant ce temps il récupère la dernière qui bougeait encore sur une cuillère mais le temps que je lui explique que c'était la deuxième a tomber, la première avait disparu. On l'a cherche, il a même tamise la sauce mais rien, elle a du "fondre" sous la chaleur... Nos invite m'ont entendu hurler et m'ont vu débarquer en larmes dans le salon donc on ne leur a pas cache. Finalement on était sept avec mon copain et moi et quatre personnes en ont mange, ils ont même fini le plat. Je n'en ai pas voulu aux autres vu que j'ai été incapable d'y toucher moi-meme... A la fin de soirée on en rigolait mais sur le coup j'ai beaucoup pleure, de trouille d'abord, je suis arachnophobe alors DEUX araignées c'était too-much pour mes nerfs, de colère et de rage a cause du gâchis et de frustration parce que j'avais faim... Bien sur depuis ça vanne a tout va, sur 'l'ingrédient secret", la "patte secrète" (haha), le grain de genièvre (je n'en ai pas mis !) ou la "subtile cuisine française" ! Un autre bourguignon est prévu dans les prochaines semaines pour le rattrapage mais j'espère que je m'en tiendrais a la recette classique. ;) Depuis on a nettoyé de fond en comble la hotte et aspergé de produit au cas ou. Voila voila. Merci a tous. PS : Un des invites espère encore se transformer en Spiderman ;)