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By Anonyme - This FML is from back in 2013 but it's good stuff - France - Paris
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By Anonyme - This FML is from back in 2013 but it's good stuff - France - Paris
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By Ezuut - 26/11/2013 16:39 - France - Paris
Coucou, je suis l'auteure de cette VDM! Alors, déjà non je ne suis pas blonde :p, et oui, je sais, je suis une boulette! Sinon pour la petite histoire j'étais super gênée sur le coup, mais elle m'a rassuré en rigolant, elle m'a dit que c'était pas grave et que de toute façon elle avait déjà des doutes. Bon je sais c'est pas une excuse pour moi mais ça rassure :D
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By Madame_Kaku - 24/07/2014 10:47 - France
Bonjour, je suis l'auteure de la VDM ! Ma VDM a été acceptée, je peux mourir en paix ;; Pour faire simple, je promenais tranquillement ma chienne dans la forêt du camping où je suis, et comme j'ai entendu un bruit style branché qui craque, j'ai regardé vers l'intérieur des bois et j'ai vu le type accroupi qui faisait son caca tranquillement, et le chien à côté qui attendait... haha... mon Dieu xD
By chloM - 27/07/2014 00:33 - France
By pfgjardin - 27/07/2014 18:48 - France - Soulaines-sur-aubance
Salut ! Je suis l'auteure de cette VDM ! Tout d'abord, merci à ceux qui l'ont modéré :) Je voudrai préciser que si j'ai posté cette anecdote, je ne l'ai pas vécu personnellement. (En effet, comme je l'ai indiqué sur mon profil, je n'ai que 14 ans. À mon âge, rares sont celles (et ceux) qui forment des employés ^^) C'est ma tante, caissière de son état, qui a raconté cette petite histoire au cours d'un repas de famille il y a quelques semaines. Elle n'a pas de compte VDM, je me suis donc permis (pitié ne me frappez pas :P) de la publier. @mariechan : Une VDM similaire a-t-elle été postée ? Si c'est le cas, je suis désolée... En tout cas, cette VDM est une situation vécue, peut-être par plusieurs personnes. Keep calm and make cookies !