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By yeuxdansledos - 04/11/2013 04:02 - France - Loud
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By yeuxdansledos - 04/11/2013 04:02 - France - Loud
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By Eugenezelle - 03/02/2015 22:02 - France - Saint-germain-du-plain
Je suis l'auteure de la VDM ! (déjà grooosse surprise, j'pensais pas être publiée et encore moins aussi vite ! du coup j'me suis créée un compte vite vite tout ça ) Vos commentaires m'ont bien fait rire, s'il lit ça peut-être qu'il relativisera haha ! Alors pour apporter quelques précisions, c'est un voisin particulièrement bruyant (qui ne comprend pas que non en effet ce n'est pas très aimable de foutre sa musique à fond à 1h du matin) et mon immeuble doit être construit en carton donc niveau sonorité je suis servie. ça faisait un moment depuis mon emménagement que je me demandais ce qu'étaient ces put***s de tapotements que j'entendais très souvent, et surtout le soir. Et donc j'avais décidé d'aller embêter mon monde en lui demandant d'arrêter ! Quand il a sorti son explication autant vous dire qu'il y'a eu un loooooong blanc bourré de gêne et qu'il n'a compris que trop tard ce qu'il venait de dire... Mais depuis, plus de bruit :) C'est déjà ça ! et je déménage d'ici peu, donc peut-être qu'il faudra que je prévienne la ou le suivant :p et #37 annabernie sache que je compatie grandement !