By ElPapa - 07/05/2018 10:00
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Top 100 January-February-March 2015
At the end of this period, you were among the top 10 in the moderators' ranking.
This isn't what should be happening
You've set the cat off again, he's started pushing fruit out of bodies of water. Well done, wrong turn. Go back.
Night owl
You commented on an FML between 1 and 3 a.m.
I'm an early bird, but no worm yet
You commented on an FML between 6 and 7 a.m.
I never take things to heart
Having said that, my 3 comments on that FML were really worth it.
Keen reader – Level: godlike ninja
You have voted for 100% of the entire collection of FMLs to date.
Keen reader – Level: master ninja
You have voted for 50% of the entire collection of FMLs to date.
Keen reader – Level: student ninja
You have voted for 15% of the entire collection of FMLs to date.
Happy ending
Brandon may have an FML, but he ended up marrying Jessica. You found this out by reading “FML, the follow up.”
I’m your new creative director
You had to give your opinion on this new “piece” that the whole world is talking about.
Picture this FML
You left your mark on an illustrated FML’s presentation blog article.
I liked to the power of 20
You've liked 20 FMLs, and your Facebook friends are going to like the FMLs you liked.
My name is, my name is, my name is... Slim Shady?
You took your first steps inside the chatroom. Welcome!
42
See, son, moderating FMLs is like a marathon.
He who tries, wins.
See, one of you was right.
I've got nothing better to do in class
Yes, we can tell. Thanks for taking part.
King of the seas
You reached the maximal level, nothing can stop you now!
Omelette Master Badge
You found all the eggs that were laid around FML. Happy incubating!
Chicken Thief Badge
You managed to grab the most wanted chicken for yourself. You sly fox.
Supersize Menu
You wanted you know what the top of the flops of all time was, and now you know.
What'ch'all looking at?
You have put three pictures on your profile, but not necessarily pictures of your profile.
The Mixer
You like to live life randomly, and we salute you.
I like your style
You gave a Hug to someone. How cute!
One more and it's business time
You've received 68 Hugs on your profile. Kinky.
Inception
You read an FML that mentions a badge, and in return, you've been awarded a badge. A badge inside a badge.
Going for gold
You looked for gold on FML. What more do you want, money?
Colonel Whiskers
Well done, you gave a Hug to our secret mascot!
Santa Claus
You've looked for Santa absolutely everywhere, and you managed to find him. Well done!
FAAAAAACEBOOK
Your FML account is now linked to your Facebook account.
Happy month-versary
You seem to be glued to FML. Shall we set a tent up for you to sleep in?
At night, all FMLs are grey.
To be up moderating at this time of night, either you're really devoted or you're an insomniac.
Perfectionist
Editing your comments can help you avoid embarrassment, and it might make you seem smarter.
Who’s the fairest of them all?
This is now the third time you’ve changed your profile pic.
I agree, my mouse works.
200 "I agree" votes is a good start.
YDI Master
You made your 500th "You deserved it" vote.
Judgmental
You have voted "You deserved it" over 100 times.
Tweet, tweet
You have shared 20 FMLs on Twitter, your followers love you and we understand why.
50 favorites
Love knows no boundaries. You’ve already added 50 FMLs to your favourites list!
Consolation prize
Your FML was denied. We had to at least give you a badge to cheer you up a bit.
Censored
Not one, not two, but 50 pages of the Intimacy category read. No comment.
A new thumb
You’ve used your thumb on 1000 comments.
It's in the can!
Hey, you uploaded your photo, and you’re cute as a kitten!
Profile completed
You’ve filled out the necessary details. Having done so will be much appreciated.
Up and coming moderator
It’s nice of you to help us sort out the submissions, using FML’s moderate feature.
I moderated this!
In "Moderate the FMLs", you voted Yes on a story that was subsequently published. Well done!
Checking you out
You checked out the profile page belonging to one of the last people to have a look at your profile.
Work is a 4-letter word
Voting on an FML in the "Work" category on a Monday morning between 8 and 9 a.m. How ironic.
The rules are the rules
Reading the comment rules is a really good idea. This badge is sponsored by Alan, our moderator.
I NEED to know!
You went as far as reading the terms of use. You’re a total FML completist.
Mobility
You are connected to FML via the mobile site or an app. How modern.
Multitasking
You found out about the FML Forum, and checked it out.
Socialite
You used FML’s private messaging service for the first time. Will they reply? Wait and see…
Beginner
You have looked through 5 pages of the website. That’s a start.
Back from the party
An FML submitted between 5 and 6 a.m. can't be very good.
Tell us what happened next
You've commented on an FML that you sent in
Gandhi
You have 200 followers. Everyone follows you. You should watch your mouth.
I'm a rock star
You have 100 followers. Your head's in the game.
Tommy Wiseau
You have 50 followers and we quite frankly don't know how you managed it.
Invader
You were outside of France when you submitted this FML
100 kick-ass comments
100 of your comments are neither buried or moderated. Popular is your middle name!
Star of the Forum
With over 3000 messages posted on the forum, you certainly seem to be opiniated.
50 quality comments
Clicking to reply to a comment is a worthy thing to do. To do so without getting buried afterwards is even worthier.
The thumb strikes back
You have left your thumbprint on 2500 comments.
The return of the thumb
You have thumbed 5000 comments.
Sachatouill's favorite FMLs
Gamine
By Anonyme - 25/08/2011 11:09 - France
By Iwaly - 04/10/2011 22:43 - France
By laptitesouris - 04/01/2012 09:20 - France
By minipack - 07/02/2012 00:26 - France
By mamacita - 22/02/2012 21:29 - Tunisie
By opticien - 22/03/2012 18:56 - France - Coutras
By GirlyClaire - 30/04/2012 19:27 - France - Soissons
La reloue du jour
By utio - 30/04/2012 21:42 - France
By poupey100cible - 15/07/2012 23:15 - France - Lormont
By theraven - 13/09/2012 14:25 - France - Verneuil-l'etang
By Anonyme - 16/09/2012 09:49 - France - Saint Aubin
By Anonyme - 17/10/2012 21:35 - Espagne - Barcelona
By Anonyme - 24/11/2012 02:35 - Canada - Oshawa
By Baptmann - 04/12/2012 15:47 - France - Miramas
Baptmann tells us more.
By Anonyme - 04/03/2013 18:29 - France - Gardanne
By bobo - 23/04/2013 19:17 - France - Paris
By zig_le_retour - 25/04/2013 23:54 - France - Paris
zig_le_retour tells us more.
tiens ! mon histoire est passée ! Bon, ça remonte à quelques années déjà (ça fait plus de 10 ans que j'ai quitté le bahut, heureusement d'ailleurs). J'avais peiné à rassembler les quelques pièces manquantes pour me payer une boisson (eh oui, le pléonasme "étudiant fauché" prend toute sa signification !) auprès d'autres étudiants dans la même situation financière que moi. Et quand vient le grand moment de détente attendu, je mets mes 20 pièces de 10 cents dans la machine, j'appuie sur le bouton, et là, c'est le drame : une canette intacte, NON DÉCAPSULÉE, précision qui a toute son importance, mais VIDE. J'ai d'abord cru à une blague, j'ai retourné la canette dans tous les sens pour voir s'il y avait le moindre trou, RIEN ! Même pas de traces "collantes" sur la canette, pouvant laisser penser que le contenu se serait échappé par le trou créé. J'ai donc contacté le service Conso, renvoyé la canette (que je n'avais toujours pas décapsulée, forcément) et ai reçu en retour un BA de 10 € pour l'achat d'autres boissons, avec un mot d'excuse. Preuve, une fois de plus, que le risque 0 n'existe pas. Et comme certains le pensent, je pencherai aussi pour la version du livreur qui remplit le distrib' sans faire gaffe qu'il y avait une boîte vide dans le lot, par automatisme.
By Freedicule - 19/05/2013 23:55 - France - Digosville
By ohmerdlahonte - 29/05/2014 17:11 - Liban
Hey, mais c'est ma VDM ça !! :D A vrai dire je pensais pas qu'elle serait publiée, donc j'avais pas créé de compte ni rien, mais elle est bien là!! Pour préciser, je suis pas un grand sportif et je ne fais du sport que 2h par semaine à la fac, du tennis, et pour le coup, j'ai eu de la chance que le type qui a envoyé voler mes lunettes n'ait pas attrapé la tête qui les portait ! En jouant sur demi terrain, je me suis jeté vers la ligne qui délimitait mon terrain de celui d'à côté pour récupérer un coup vicieux en font de court, et mon voisin s'attendait lui à envoyer un missile. Du coup plus de peur que de mal... Du coup les lentilles pourraient en effet être une bonne alternative dans le futur ^^ Pour ce qui est de l'assurance, le fournisseur ne faisait plus le modèle, et ne pouvait donc pas me fournir de modèle de rechange, ni de modèle de remplacement (s'pas les mêmes, m'voyez...), et la mutuelle ne prend en charge qu'une paire par an, et comme je venais de changer mes lunettes solaires à la rentrée, je n'ai pas eu le droit à un nouveau remboursement...