Lyzzou

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  • Quelque Part , France
  • 28 years-old
  • Thursday 13 November 1997
  • Single

About Lyzzou

Envoyez des messages et puis on verra bien après !

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Lyzzou's FML badges

Verified

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Mobility

You are connected to FML via the mobile site or an app. How modern.

The rules are the rules

Reading the comment rules is a really good idea. This badge is sponsored by Alan, our moderator.

Work is a 4-letter word

Voting on an FML in the "Work" category on a Monday morning between 8 and 9 a.m. How ironic.

Checking you out

You checked out the profile page belonging to one of the last people to have a look at your profile.

I like your style

You gave a Hug to someone. How cute!

My name is, my name is, my name is... Slim Shady?

You took your first steps inside the chatroom. Welcome!

Keen reader – Level: student ninja

You have voted for 15% of the entire collection of FMLs to date.

I'm an early bird, but no worm yet

You commented on an FML between 6 and 7 a.m.

Night owl

You commented on an FML between 1 and 3 a.m.

This isn't what should be happening

You've set the cat off again, he's started pushing fruit out of bodies of water. Well done, wrong turn. Go back.

Santa Claus

You've looked for Santa absolutely everywhere, and you managed to find him. Well done!

Inception

You read an FML that mentions a badge, and in return, you've been awarded a badge. A badge inside a badge.

One more and it's business time

You've received 68 Hugs on your profile. Kinky.

The Mixer

You like to live life randomly, and we salute you.

What'ch'all looking at?

You have put three pictures on your profile, but not necessarily pictures of your profile.

Socialite

You used FML’s private messaging service for the first time. Will they reply? Wait and see…

Beginner

You have looked through 5 pages of the website. That’s a start.

It's in the can!

Hey, you uploaded your photo, and you’re cute as a kitten!

I agree, my mouse works.

200 "I agree" votes is a good start.

Profile completed

You’ve filled out the necessary details. Having done so will be much appreciated.

Who’s the fairest of them all?

This is now the third time you’ve changed your profile pic.

Judgmental

You have voted "You deserved it" over 100 times.

Up and coming moderator

It’s nice of you to help us sort out the submissions, using FML’s moderate feature.

I moderated this!

In "Moderate the FMLs", you voted Yes on a story that was subsequently published. Well done!

A new thumb

You’ve used your thumb on 1000 comments.

50 favorites

Love knows no boundaries. You’ve already added 50 FMLs to your favourites list!

42

See, son, moderating FMLs is like a marathon.

50 quality comments

Clicking to reply to a comment is a worthy thing to do. To do so without getting buried afterwards is even worthier.

100 kick-ass comments

100 of your comments are neither buried or moderated. Popular is your middle name!

Happy month-versary

You seem to be glued to FML. Shall we set a tent up for you to sleep in?

Tommy Wiseau

You have 50 followers and we quite frankly don't know how you managed it.

I'm a rock star

You have 100 followers. Your head's in the game.

Gandhi

You have 200 followers. Everyone follows you. You should watch your mouth.

Tweet, tweet

You have shared 20 FMLs on Twitter, your followers love you and we understand why.

Keen reader – Level: godlike ninja

You have voted for 100% of the entire collection of FMLs to date.

Perfectionist

Editing your comments can help you avoid embarrassment, and it might make you seem smarter.

Censored

Not one, not two, but 50 pages of the Intimacy category read. No comment.

Invader

You were outside of France when you submitted this FML

Tell us what happened next

You've commented on an FML that you sent in

YDI Master

You made your 500th "You deserved it" vote.

I liked to the power of 20

You've liked 20 FMLs, and your Facebook friends are going to like the FMLs you liked.

Picture this FML

You left your mark on an illustrated FML’s presentation blog article.

I’m your new creative director

You had to give your opinion on this new “piece” that the whole world is talking about.

The thumb strikes back

You have left your thumbprint on 2500 comments.

The return of the thumb

You have thumbed 5000 comments.

Happy ending

Brandon may have an FML, but he ended up marrying Jessica. You found this out by reading “FML, the follow up.”

Keen reader – Level: master ninja

You have voted for 50% of the entire collection of FMLs to date.

Multitasking

You found out about the FML Forum, and checked it out.

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Lyzzou's favorite FMLs

B_and_W tells us more.

B_and_W 0

Après une petite relecture des coms: la VDM a été corrigé, j'avais spécifié que la petite ne devait pas excéder trois ans, donc je ne pense pas qu'elle ait vraiment eu conscience de la mort du pigeon (même si j'ai bien l'hypothèse du pigeon qui fait une blague :D ), et c'est une VDM: pour le pigeon, le bus, la petite (plus tard quand on racontera ça à son premier copain X) ), ceux qui attendaient le bus, et ceux qui vont devoir subir la "génération sado" (dixit je sais plus qui.... Désolé, j'ai pas retrouvé les post :/)... Puis pas choqué, juste amusé par la réaction de la gamine :D

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chapricieux 16

Bonjour tout le monde, je suis l'auteure de la vdm. Merci pour vos commentaires, certains m'ont fait rire. Déjà je tiens à en rassurer certains, je ne suis pas obligée de manger ses croquettes pour qu'il les mange. Son "habitude" ne concerne que la nouriture pour humain. Ensuite, pourquoi cette rupture de croquette? Simple, je vis à la réunion, où immédiatement après la fermeture du nouvel an nous avons reçu la visite d'un cyclone. Puis la reprise de la vie normale (travail, cours...) a fait que je n'ai pas eu l'occasion d'aller au supernarché plutôt. Et à vrai dire mon frigo n'était pas beaucoup plus rempli. Mon choix s'est donc fait entre de la patate crue, une gousse d'ail, un roti lui aussi surgelé et le fameux poisson. Pas de micro-onde pour le faire dégelé, je l'ai passé sous l'eau chaude pour le rechauffer au maximum et j'avoue qu'à 5h du mat l'idée de sortir une poele et allumer la gazinière ne m'a même pas effleuré. Le seul aliment à mon gout était le nutella, mais je sais que le chocolat c'est très mauvais, voir mortel pour nos petits compagnons (quoi qu'avec la certitude d'une mort immédiate de l'animal j'aurais pu me laisser tenter). Sinon mon chat est plutôt gentil en général et pas capricieux (si si, je vous promet). Quand à ceux qui se disent que j'élève mal mon chat et que ce sera une catastrophe quand j'aurais des enfants je répondrais juste qu'envers mon futur hypothétique enfant j'aurais un devoir d'éducation que je n'ai pas envers un chat. On éduque son enfant pour qu'il puisse se comporter en société et ne pas se sentir frustré à la moindre épreuve. Tout ça dans le but qu'il devienne un adulte épanoui, bien entouré et avec une bonne situation. Je n'ai malheureusement pas ces aspirations pour mon chat.