By Lili - 10/03/2014 18:33
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By Lili - 10/03/2014 18:33
By blindé - 16/03/2009 09:44
By Lilythebee - 19/03/2009 20:52
Merci à toutes et à tous pour vos commentaires =) on se sent moins seule... Non bon pour précision, j'avoue que sur le coup je suis restée sans voix quand il m'a dit ça : je ne savais pas comment réagir... Mais bon, je l'ai regardé et il avait ce petit air narquois donc... J'ai explosé de rire ^^ et lui aussi a suivi. Comment bien finir une dispute ! =D
By tortue - 22/03/2009 19:00
By jojolendormi - This FML is from back in 2009 but it's good stuff
By Inconnu - 05/04/2009 08:37
By Kips - This FML is from back in 2009 but it's good stuff
By Loudesbois - 29/04/2009 15:28
By max78 - 03/05/2009 08:58
#6> Je lui avais dit d'écrire une lettre pour son inscription à la classe européenne au lycée, lettre qu'il n'a pas faite alors qu'il me l'avait promis. Donc ce matin quand il est arrivé pour me demander de signer une autorisation de pas aller à la cantine car il a des heures de permanence, je lui ai dit que nan car il m'avait promis d'écrire sa lettre et après il est revenu avec une liste qu'il tient depuis plusieurs années de choses que j'avais promises et que je n'ai pas faite. (Les 24h du Mans, des cadeaux à Noël, le scooter s'il avait au dessus de 15 de moyenne, aller à Aquaboulevard, lui laisser la maison le week end dernier etc...)
By Léa - 08/05/2009 09:57
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By HappyNanou - 26/06/2009 16:26
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By Femme au volant - 11/08/2009 09:38
By Mitsuki38 - 27/08/2009 16:55
Pour vous répondre, peut-être que je suis moche et que je ne lui ai pas plu, je sais pas, mais après le rendez vous j'ai beaucoup ri du ridicule de la situation. Si je voulais m'en plaindre, je ne la posterais pas sur VDM :p Au moins, ça a eu le mérite d'être clair et ça restera comme un grand moment de solitude :D Sinon oui, je suis de Grenoble.
By Lilypad - 02/09/2009 11:04
By Blasée - 06/09/2009 16:40
#6 Sujet aux otites, j'allais en réalité chercher un produit pour nettoyer les oreilles en me disant que si cette sensation ne passait pas avec un lavement au bout de quelques jours, j'irais chez le doc... Seulement en 300 caractères je pouvais pas non plus raconter ma vie! Mais merci quand même, Mr le médecin pour ce conseil avisé...