L'ennui
By nOobody - This FML is from back in 2013 but it's good stuff - France - Maisons-alfort
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Hello, tous ! Au vu de tous ces commentaires bien marrants, je ne peux m'empêcher de vous donner le détail : Eh oui, à cause de la contrainte de longueur des VDM, je n'ai pas pu vous en dire plus, mais la vraie histoire est encore mieux, je ne savais plus si je devais rire ou pleurer à la fin de cette journée là ... Donc, nous sommes en plein devoir, et une élève m'interpelle. Je m'approche, et elle me montre cette fameuse flèche, en me demandant "Msieur, c'est bien moustache, qu'il faut mettre, là ?" Désespéré, je lui dis ironiquement, "Oui oui, et là c'est Sourcil" ... Je commençais déjà à paniquer quand j'ai vu qu'elle me prenait au sérieux, quand tout à coup je vois sa voisine de table, empressée, qui prend son effaceur pour enlever de sa copie les noms "Lénine" et "Staline" qu'elle avait bien trouvés ! Faut que j'arrête, j'ai tendance parfois à être un peu ironique quand je parle à mes élèves, parfois pour le plaisir de la blague, mais vous ne pouvez pas imaginer le nombre d'élèves qui ne saisissent pas le 2nd degré ...
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Bonjour, je suis l'auteur de cette VDM et je tenais à vous apporter quelques explications. Je ne connaissais pas cette fille. Au début, je ne voyais que mon ex torse nu. Il faisait de temps en temps des petits bruits, ce qui m'a mis la puce à l'oreille. Quand il a fini de me dire qu'il me quittait, il a baissé l'écran de son ordi, croyant sans doute avoir quitté Skype. Et c'est là que j'ai vu la ... fille. Mon ex m'a donc laissée en larmes dans le train pour aller au boulot.