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About Ferriato
Roberta, 75 ans, danseuse étoile et éleveuse de mouettes en Papouasie. Je n'ai ni Facebook ni instagram ni snapchat ni Twitter ni de Smartphone ni de Frigo ni de compte Gmail ni l'électricité, pas même VDM. Petite devinette: essaye de trouver qui suis-je. Le gagnant a le droit de taper le petit matou qui traîne sur mon profil depuis un bail... sacré félin. Et puis si tu perds aussi tant qu'à faire.. ?
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Ferriato's favorite FMLs

Jesusismydad tells us more.

Je voulais aller sur Paris parce qu'il y a plus d'opportunites par rapport a mon profil a savoir que je suis jeune diplome avec un Master de Comm. acquis en Angleterre (donc bilingue Anglais) et que j'ai vecu une annee en Russie avec ma futur femme (donc courant Russe). Je pourrais faire un VDM comme precise plus haut avec le manque d'experience et le 1er emploi. Merci de vos soutient et bonne chance a celles et ceux qui sont dans la meme situation. PS: Desole pour l'abscense d'accent mais je tape sur un clavier QWERTY donc pas d'accents dessus.

charlesDelaroch tells us more.

Salut à tous :) Je suis l'auteur de cette VDM ! Bon quelques précisions : c'est une histoire vraie qui vient d'arriver à mon cousin cette semaine pendant qu'on était au cinéma ! Ça nous a fait pas mal rire sur le coup ^^ pour ce qui est du film, ou du nom, je vous laisse chercher un peu :p et pour finir, mon cousin n'est pas vraiment au chômage, il suit des études de management mais comme tout étudiants d'aujourd'hui, il vie de petits boulots à gauche à droite et non des bénéficies de ce fameux film ! Voilà, merci à tous pour avoir validée cette VDM ! Bonne soirée à tous :)