Flippante
By bxtle - This FML is from back in 2014 but it's good stuff - France
You have looked through 5 pages of the website. That’s a start.
Voting on an FML in the "Work" category on a Monday morning between 8 and 9 a.m. How ironic.
You checked out the profile page belonging to one of the last people to have a look at your profile.
You had to give your opinion on this new “piece” that the whole world is talking about.
Brandon may have an FML, but he ended up marrying Jessica. You found this out by reading “FML, the follow up.”
You have voted for 15% of the entire collection of FMLs to date.
You have voted for 50% of the entire collection of FMLs to date.
You commented on an FML between 6 and 7 a.m.
You've set the cat off again, he's started pushing fruit out of bodies of water. Well done, wrong turn. Go back.
You've looked for Santa absolutely everywhere, and you managed to find him. Well done!
You read an FML that mentions a badge, and in return, you've been awarded a badge. A badge inside a badge.
You gave a Hug to someone. How cute!
You like to live life randomly, and we salute you.
You have put three pictures on your profile, but not necessarily pictures of your profile.
You wanted you know what the top of the flops of all time was, and now you know.
You are connected to FML via the mobile site or an app. How modern.
You used FML’s private messaging service for the first time. Will they reply? Wait and see…
In "Moderate the FMLs", you voted Yes on a story that was subsequently published. Well done!
You’ve filled out the necessary details. Having done so will be much appreciated.
Hey, you uploaded your photo, and you’re cute as a kitten!
Your FML was denied. We had to at least give you a badge to cheer you up a bit.
Love knows no boundaries. You’ve already added 50 FMLs to your favourites list!
You have voted "You deserved it" over 100 times.
You made your 500th "You deserved it" vote.
200 "I agree" votes is a good start.
It’s nice of you to help us sort out the submissions, using FML’s moderate feature.
Editing your comments can help you avoid embarrassment, and it might make you seem smarter.
You reached the maximal level, nothing can stop you now!
This is now the third time you’ve changed your profile pic.
See, son, moderating FMLs is like a marathon.
Not one, not two, but 50 pages of the Intimacy category read. No comment.
You have left your thumbprint on 2500 comments.
You've received 68 Hugs on your profile. Kinky.
You’ve used your thumb on 1000 comments.
100 of your comments are neither buried or moderated. Popular is your middle name!
You have voted for 100% of the entire collection of FMLs to date.
You have thumbed 5000 comments.
Clicking to reply to a comment is a worthy thing to do. To do so without getting buried afterwards is even worthier.
By bxtle - This FML is from back in 2014 but it's good stuff - France
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Bonjour à tous! Je suis l'auteure de cette VDM, je viens de créer un compte pour pouvoir vous répondre. Tout d'abord je tiens à dire que je suis très fière d'avoir réussi à faire publier ma première VDM et que celle ci concerne l'humour -un peu- décalé de mon adorable copain. Il aime bien me faire des compliments et d'habitude je vous rassure ceux ci sont plus "classiques". Mais son imagination n'ayant pas de limites (il est étudiant en lettres et non boucher pour info), sans toutefois être apprenti poète, je ne sais ce qui l'a amené à cette idée qui m'a fait franchement rire. J'ai pensé que cela vous ferait aussi rire et je suis ravie de voir que oui. Je vous fait des bisous!