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By Anonyme - This FML is from back in 2011 but it's good stuff - France
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By Anonyme - This FML is from back in 2011 but it's good stuff - France
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By Nutte - 23/08/2011 22:05 - France
Tiens donc, je l'ignorais ! Vous auriez au moins pu me le dire avant que je choisisse mon pseudo ;P ! Pour la petite histoire, la chatte ne s’appellera finalement pas Nutte mais ... Schufie ! C'est mon père qu'il l'a proposé, on trouvais tous ça assez classe et on a accepté. Il nous a tous fais jurer de garder ce nom, avant de nous balancez ceci : "Eh ! Vous avez jurez de garder le nom hein ? Non je dis ça parce que les changements de nom, à la fin chat schufie !" VDM
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By erulelya - 17/10/2011 01:00 - Suisse
Le pire (pour le chat) c'est qu'elle avait presque réussi O_o' Le médicament en question était une pâte liquide à injecter dans la gueule à l'aide d'une seringue graduée. Je vous laisse imaginer la scène. Quand au pourquoi elle à confondu les deux orifices, C'est parce que je lui ai expliqué que c'était pour traiter un problème intestinal, elle à pas du se poser plus de questions que ça : "intestin => c'est plus près de l'anus que de la bouche, donc allons y pour le mode suppo" (Évidement, lire un emballage ou une notice c'était au dessus de ses compétences).
By secretliar - 23/10/2011 01:47 - Canada
Allo! Nan c'est pas sorti de Samantha Oops ni d'une ancienne VDM, et honnêtement je ne suis pas étonné que ça soit déjà arrivé avant et qu'il y ait déjà eut une VDM similaire! C'est pas ma coloc qui a choisi le nom "Jésus", elle l'a récupéré d'une connaissance. Pis honnêtement je suis pas choqué, moi ça me fait plus rire qu'autre chose parce que justement ça provoque des situations cocasses :) Tout cas, Jésus est finalement rentré à la maison, plus qu'à espérer que y'aura pas trop de pèlerins ;)
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By moi - This FML is from back in 2011 but it's good stuff - France
By Anonyme - This FML is from back in 2011 but it's good stuff - France
By Sauveuse - 01/12/2011 05:36 - France
Heu pour petite info, mon hamster n'est jamais sans surveillance, mais il a (hélas) appris à ouvrir sa cage tout seul --'.