By Inconnu - 09/04/2010 03:44
You have looked through 5 pages of the website. That’s a start.
It’s nice of you to help us sort out the submissions, using FML’s moderate feature.
In "Moderate the FMLs", you voted Yes on a story that was subsequently published. Well done!
You used FML’s private messaging service for the first time. Will they reply? Wait and see…
You are connected to FML via the mobile site or an app. How modern.
Voting on an FML in the "Work" category on a Monday morning between 8 and 9 a.m. How ironic.
You checked out the profile page belonging to one of the last people to have a look at your profile.
You've looked for Santa absolutely everywhere, and you managed to find him. Well done!
You read an FML that mentions a badge, and in return, you've been awarded a badge. A badge inside a badge.
You gave a Hug to someone. How cute!
Editing your comments can help you avoid embarrassment, and it might make you seem smarter.
You like to live life randomly, and we salute you.
Hey, you uploaded your photo, and you’re cute as a kitten!
Your FML was denied. We had to at least give you a badge to cheer you up a bit.
You have voted "You deserved it" over 100 times.
You’ve filled out the necessary details. Having done so will be much appreciated.
200 "I agree" votes is a good start.
You've received 68 Hugs on your profile. Kinky.
100 of your comments are neither buried or moderated. Popular is your middle name!
See, son, moderating FMLs is like a marathon.
You have voted for 100% of the entire collection of FMLs to date.
You have voted for 50% of the entire collection of FMLs to date.
You have voted for 15% of the entire collection of FMLs to date.
You have thumbed 5000 comments.
You have left your thumbprint on 2500 comments.
You’ve used your thumb on 1000 comments.
Clicking to reply to a comment is a worthy thing to do. To do so without getting buried afterwards is even worthier.
Love knows no boundaries. You’ve already added 50 FMLs to your favourites list!
You made your 500th "You deserved it" vote.
This is now the third time you’ve changed your profile pic.
By Inconnu - 09/04/2010 03:44
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By lbr856 - This FML is from back in 2010 but it's good stuff
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By Le Mush - 03/05/2010 12:47
Voyant dans les commentaires que certains n'y croient pas trop, je tiens à préciser que le remplaçant en question était manutentionnaire dans mon bureau et qu'il ne m'avait remplacé que parce qu'il n'y avait pas d'autre choix. A savoir que dans les grands bureaux de Poste, on met à la manutention tous les gens "à problèmes" : Alcooliques, drogués (c'est pas une blague) et tous ceux dont la Poste a trop honte pour les montrer au public.
By Ahokay - 03/05/2010 16:59
By troudenez - 04/05/2012 11:24
By raté - This FML is from back in 2010 but it's good stuff
By Quintus000 - 08/05/2010 15:18
By Grobi & Co - This FML is from back in 2010 but it's good stuff
By enileda - 12/05/2010 16:18
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By Mellie - 31/05/2010 19:18 - France
By CP - 08/06/2010 14:10 - Royaume-Uni
Wooow ça a été la surprise de voir ma vdm publiée... Pour vous répondre j'ai presque 18 ans et le type devait bien avoir 45/50 ans et nan j'étais loin d'être intéressée par la proposition ! J'ai préféré prendre ça avec le sourire face à lui et lui rétorquer un petit : "pas touche je pique" . Heureusement j'étais escortée de deux amies et on a pu vite déguerpir! Mais ça m'a bien dégouté quand même. Enfin je crois que le pire c'est que depuis hier mes potes me charrient et j'ai plus le droit de quitter mon chez moi sans mes super antennes, et pire... samedi soir pour l'anniversaire d'une copine je dois faire la "danse de l'abeille" pour leur faire plaisir... je crois que c'est ça la vraie vie de merde en fin de compte!