By mcdo - 29/03/2014 13:52 - France - Narbonne
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J'avoue…
By Emmaaaa - This FML is from back in 2014 but it's good stuff
By fofetersa - 29/03/2014 14:58 - France - Montreuil
Bien tenté
By cfth - 29/03/2014 23:03 - France
La honte
By Anonyme - This FML is from back in 2014 but it's good stuff - France - Sept
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By jélèveuntroll - 30/03/2014 09:44 - France
Détail sans importance
By poil-de-carotte - 31/03/2014 02:19 - Australie - Sydney
By BreakCheap - 31/03/2014 11:30 - France - Strasbourg
BreakCheap tells us more.
Allez, sois cool pour une fois dans ta vie
By Nyanko - This FML is from back in 2014 but it's good stuff - France
By spacywonderland - 31/03/2014 19:46 - France
By Anonyme - 31/03/2014 20:19 - France - Suresnes
By Puceau - 31/03/2014 22:29 - Belgique - Brussels
By Anonyme - 31/03/2014 23:10 - France - Paris
Suspicion
By chapickouille - 01/04/2014 15:09 - France - Unias
By Shakiractivia - 01/04/2014 17:31 - France - Bordeaux
Pour une fois…
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By byeshakes - 02/04/2014 05:52 - France
Plombier l'ambiance
By Anonyme - 02/04/2014 13:40 - France - Lyon
T'es sûre que ça va ?
By J-Rock_fan - This FML is from back in 2014 but it's good stuff - Suisse - Hinterkappelen
Salut Salut, je suis l'auteure de la VDM ! Au vu du nombre élevé de TLBM et de certains commentaires, je tiens à m'expliquer : Oui, je suis une grosse dégueulasse qui ne me lave jamais et prend un malin plaisir à venir dégoulinante de sueur à la fac ! Non je rigole ahem... Plus sérieusement : Tout d'abord, je tiens à dire que je ne me serais jamais permis de faire un tel commentaire alors que le prof faisait son cours. En fait, c'était pendant la pause entre 2h de cours, et j'ai fait cette remarque à ma voisine (non je ne parle pas toute seule, pas encore). Je n'ai pas parlé particulièrement fort, mais suffisamment pour que la rangée de derrière entende... Et la c'est le drame. Ensuite, pour ma situation capillaire, rassurez vous : je n'ai pas les cheveux atrocement gras ou encore pouilleux. En réalité, j'ai des cheveux bouclés (voire très bouclés) qui frisottent un peu naturellement et font parfois un effet mousse. Alors oui, j'ai souvent l'air totalement décoiffée et pourtant mes cheveux ne sont absolument pas sales ! Et je ne peux malheureusement pas faire grand chose contre ça (eh oui, tout le monde n'a pas la chance d'avoir les cheveux parfaitement lisses !). Enfin, lorsque j'ai entendu l'adorable commentaire de ma voisine de derrière, j'ai d'abord cru avoir halluciné tellement ça me semblait improbable puis je me suis finalement retournée pour la fusiller du regard : il s'agissait d'une parfaite inconnue (donc la théorie de la vengeance ne tient même pas). En tout cas, après le regard que je lui ai lancée elle n'a plus bronché ! Bref, je termine ici mon pavé : certains commentaires m'ont vraiment beaucoup fait rire et merci d'avoir validé, je suis maintenant totalement convaincue d'avoir une véritable VDM ! :)